MAN: "If a very ugly guy tried to kiss you, what would you do?"
YOUNG LADY: "Just try it, and you will see hell."
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Q: Why did a Scotsman look for a wife born on February 29?
A: So he would have to buy her a birthday gift only every four years.
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Q: What is the difference between Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine?
A: Nothing. They both say, "Insert Bill here "
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Hilarity knows no boundaries, something that M. A. Zaman uses to our advantage in International Jokes, a book filled with over six hundred jokes from...
MAN: "If a very ugly guy tried to kiss you, what would you do?"