Jeff Nitzkin has a few thoughts about life. And he's condensed them into easy-to-read essays. "Toil...ing"is a combination of the words "toilet" and "reading."

We all know the meaning of toilet reading and obviously Nitzkin only takes himself as seriously as necessary for your entertainment.

Toil...ing is an ode to life as one man sees it.

Nitzkin shares not only his thoughts on bathrooms-like his outrage at narrowing the width of rolls of toilet paper with no disclosure, to the extravagance of a restroom he once visited in Bangkok, but also everyday musings...