It's 3 a.m. on a mid-summer night within a teenage wasteland and Chris Castile--seemingly the only virgin in Beach City, is wide awake. His thoughts race like Usain Bolt on meth dodging the LAPD. His moods are so exalted that he smiles down at the Sun. He has the sneaking suspicion that God is his instant messenger. Then things start really getting strange. Convinced that there's a correlation between Chris's eccentric behavior and his celibacy, his friends solicit the charity of his self-proclaimed "queen," Mary--a bright beauty with a deep love of Jesus but also booze and shirtless boys in...