Biff is a humongous, pink, fuzzy monster. He has three eyes, shark-like teeth, a feather Mohawk, and enormous claws. But don't worry-he hasn't come to shred Ashton, the monster is there to help

Ashton admits that he's having a rough start to junior high. It's undeniable really. He's managed to tick off the queen bee, Bridget Bentley; somehow attracted the attention of the very strange Finch the Bizarro; gotten in trouble with Principal Surlaw (the dreaded Principotamus); and managed to knock out his front tooth before first period even started.

So maybe he does need...