Love, crime... and pizza.

"Sparky" Lagala had become accustomed to a
mediocre high-school existence spent dreaming
of things he could never have--the girl, the car,
and the respect.

That is until the day he's hired as the roadside
mascot for Tino's Pizza in Portland, Oregon, and
discovers that his mysterious employer is in fact
a major player in a foodie-based crime syndicate.

It isn't long before Sparky finds himself taken
in by a constellation of unique and ruthless
characters, who will make his teenage...