This is a story of an alien invasion of California, USA in 1970. The funny looking, purple aliens, twenty thousand strong, decided to invade our planet and made the very long journey, from a faraway purple galaxy, for a single reason - to acquire a large amount of "Double AA" batteries. Why, you might ask, did they need so many batteries? Well, they were desperate to revive a Tape Player, which they obtained in 1967 due to an unplanned "mishap" in our own space program, which is still unknown to us. It wasn't the device, but its content that made this Tape Player so important to the aliens -...