The year is 2039. President Ronald Crump is in the White House. Adult film star Rod Jeremy is a member of the Supreme Court. And the National Football League has finally brought America out of the devastating Greater Depression. A new book on the market is called "Let's Win One for the Crumper: A Quarter Century of Political Football." The book chronicles the exploits of Crump, who did not win the White House in 2016. So he bought it instead. In fact, he bought the entire country and has been president for 20 years. The Crumper is a busy man. He is president. He is commissioner of the...
The year is 2039. President Ronald Crump is in the White House. Adult film star Rod Jeremy is a member of the Supreme Court. And the National Football...