This book is about a slightly fictionalized account of my life in pharmacy college, inspired by actual events. Embellishments of strange happenings were unnecessary because human foibles ran rampant. However, all names and places have been changed so as not to embarrass the guilty, inept and downright scurvy. The stories are retold in a series of vignettes which best captured my mood at the time. Science, pharmacy, medicine, and professionalism were crammed daily into our skulls while many friends at other colleges were being spoon-fed dubious liberal bullshit. Those often bewildering and...