**NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED ** This book contains Sex, Violence, Drug and Alcohol Abuse, Midget fighting, Granny Shagging, HM Customs, Elvis Preseli, Lottery winners, Smuggling and Guns. This is a collection of short stories about some interesting situations that I have caused or been involved in over the years. I don't believe in ADHD, ADD or any other labels that are attached to people these days. A 'personality' is not a disorder, and to subdue someones character in any way is wrong. Medicating children with Amphetamine based drugs is criminal. This is my story of my behaviour over the...