Devlin De Vine isn't anything special. He's just your average kinda guy. When he looks in the mirror he sees a slightly balding, moderately overweight Danny Devito Lookalike that still has a youthfull twinkle in his eye. He's had enough of his simple mechanical life. He's forgetful, argumentative and people always seem to be either yelling or laughing at him for one blunder or another. To compensate for his failings in the real world, Devlin writes a book of his life in order to gain some clarity to the deluded dreams of a young boy. At 40, he realises that the"secret life plan" he once had...