'On Shallowed Ground' or, to give it its full title, 'On Shallowed Ground including Dr Barker's Scientific Metamorphical Prostate Health Formula(r) and Other Stories, Poems, Comedy and Dark Matter from the Center of the Universe'. A collection of intelligent, witty and thought provoking work by the former President of the company that invented the L'egg (that's a pair of pantihose in an egg... yes, really). A science teacher at Walt Pilcher's high school once hurled a six-foot African spear in class destroying a bookcase and many books. One of the lessons the young Walt took from this was...