Searching for a great book to send your kids off to Sleepy Town -- without numbing your own brain in the process? Look no further than THIS BOOK IS OVER -- a ridiculous romp through the nightly rituals parents endure just to shuffle their kiddos off to Dreamland. Jam-packed with sorry excuses, bad jokes, and zero teachable moments, THIS BOOK IS OVER is designed to distract children long enough for sleep to take hold. (Thereby enabling parents to get on with the important stuff like binge-watching their favorite shows.) A must-have for your night time literary arsenal, THIS BOOK IS OVER is...

Looking for a great little bedtime story? Well you've come to the wrong place . THERE IS NO STORY HERE is the highly anticipated follow-up to the smash hit THIS BOOK IS OVER Inside these pages you'll find pirates and princesses, teddy bears and unicorns, and absolutely no story whatsoever. Requirements: one or more children (optional), a light source (if dark), and an ability to keep a straight face. Warning: may cause giggling, parent-child bonding, and drowsiness. Do not operate heavy machinery while reading THERE IS NO STORY HERE If laughter persists for more than a few hours, please...