I have done something naughty. I have tried to dissect and analyze humour. yes, I know, you might say, that's impossible. Humour is not definable otherwise everyone would be funny. Making people laugh is the most difficult thing on earth (after trying to get an accountant to buy a round of drinks) and so I thought I'd try to help people who are comedically challenged. Have i succeeeded? Well, you'll only find out by making me a little richer. So please, help me get a foot on the Monte Carlo property ladder by buying my book.

The Lilliput Chronicles describes the antics and tribulations of the toughest areas of Belfast. Cons, swindles, violence, insults and humor are a way of life here. Young folk wishing to make their way in life struggle against local pressures and an unfriendly establishment. Dean Swift wrote Gulliver's Travels, he named Lilliput after his experiences in Belfast.