Legendary adman Conley J. 'CoonBoy' Boyce takes you fill circle - from London, New York, Paris and Amsterdam, back to his roots, a white trash house trailer tethered to a bucket of shit in the deep south. From his earliest years playing with his cousin's testicles to heart wrenching remembrances of man-goat love, to his upcoming demise on Lake Como, where he is to be cremated and dumped unceremoniously by George Clooney himself, CoonBoy's stories are a cautionary tale for those who would whore at the feet of corporate America and expect much in return. It is a short, short story of the world...