Rob and Christmas are once again locked in a deadly struggle. As a young father, he is determined to deliver his children the perfect Christmas morning. But what about that elusive toy that every kid in the world wants--and none can find? Navigating from one holiday fiasco to another, the author carries us on an uproarious Christmas journey, vividly and semi-truthfully recalled from a lifetime of memories, arriving at a moving and profound conclusion no reader will forget.