I have a history of picking the wrong guy. Gay? Player? Momma's boy? Check, check and check. Now I can't stop fantasizing about one of the customers at the coffee shop I work at between classes. It's just a harmless crush, right? It's not like I ever see this guy outside of the coffee shop. It's not like I'm going to see him while attempting to get birth control at the student clinic. While wearing a paper gown. While sitting on an exam table. Because he's the doctor. Shoot. Me. But what if, for once, the man I've had the dirtiest, most scandalous fantasies about turned out to be everything...

"Knock knock " "Um... Who's there?" Yeah. That was me, on my last date. Before you feel sorry for meyou should know that I was the one telling the jokes. Jokes as inplural, because I didn't stop with just one. Of course not. Hi, I'm Chloe Scott. The most awkward single girl in the city. But I'm going to get it together. I am. I'm going to learn how to date like a grown up. I'm going to have an orgasm not given to myself. I'm going to fall in love and live happily ever after. Right after I get out of this interrogation room."