Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, The Antichrist. All of these men are debatably evil, the Antichrist most definitely. But, alas, none of this comes close to that the call Joel. But what is Joel? No one really knows. He stalks the privileged, the cool, the awesome. He sucks up euphemistic jokes and novels about BDSM. He thrives off of the weakness oozing from world leaders. He lives in a cardboard box and licks left over raindrops from Chinese rooftops. He is the definition: of evil. He is, Joel.