The first collection of crazy stories and strange tales from Borne Wilder.
What he refers to as his "Inane Drivel." Most of the stories will make you laugh, some will anger you, some will hurt your heart, but all will leave you scratching your head and wondering what in the hell is going on in his mind.
Bronies, talking rattlesnakes, farting honey badgers, gym rats, war, moonshiners, screenwriter tree frogs, naked groundskeepers, diapered superheroes, a few jokes, a few lies, castration, sex and suicide....it's a horrible circus in here.
No topic is taboo and no one is safe...

All Nolte ever really wanted out of life, was to commit a nice mass murder and perhaps get his name in a few history books. But an abusive, overbearing mother and a timid; self-preservationist version of Jiminy Cricket had robbed him of every opportunity, at every turn. As far as Nolte was concerned, he had wasted his life, until, a visit from the Reaper put all the cards back on the table. The only good Nolte is a dead Nolte. A lifetime of bad choices and debauchery had put Nolte on the highway to Hell. With an eternity afloat on the Lake of Fire, an absolute certainty in his future, Nolte...

Short stories, lies, and imaginings from an internet damaged mind.