At a very young age, Balthazar noticed a particular pattern in the behavior of his parents. The only time they ever seemed to occupy the same room was when one of his cherished goldfish would pass away, and he was in dire need of consolation. Thus began an odd fixation for him to continually innovate new and increasingly imaginative methods with which to dispatch each new aquatic pet.
At a very young age, Balthazar noticed a particular pattern in the behavior of his parents. The only time they ever seemed to occupy the same room was...