Eldon, a naturally effeminate guy, meets Lorna, the girl of his dreams. Unfortunately, Lorna thinks he bats for the other team. Not only that, she's way out of his league. And she has a boyfriend. So Eldon settles for being her gay best friend, and resolves to keep his hetero self in the closet. But he struggles to hide his feelings from her, all the while dealing with Lorna's attempts to find him a man. Then he discovers that her boyfriend is a figure from his past who knows the awful truth about him...