Despite what many of us may think, there are many people who like nothing better than a good war. Politicians or despots usually find it quite easy to get one going but inevitably fall down on management and prove pretty useless at end games. A well run war can generate a lot of profit but can also be fiendishly expensive, what with the cost of arms and armies, and maybe even the odd nuclear weapon. But what if someone could arrange things so that millions of people would die without a shot being fired and no apparent government involvement?. Or to make it even better a war where no-one knew...