* You put in a full day at your career job, then go home only to find that you have another full day's job waiting. You handle that too. Bedtime arrives; you notice the little twinkle in hubby's eye. Now you're expected to perform a sexual fantasy as well. A woman's work is never done * You stumble into the bathroom, still groggy from sleep and fall into the commode. He left the seat up again. What a rude awakening * "Are you really going to wear that?" You ask. "What's wrong with it?" He answers. A green shirt and red tie, he looks like a Christmas Ornament * Directions He won't ask ...