Penelope Flug, a plain, ultra-conservative junior editor, who views sex as bland as steamed tofu, is assigned to write a compilation of sexy memoirs of one retired madam with over a thousand sexual exploits to her credit. The madam claims that the red thongs she wore drove men wild and suggests Penelope purchase a pair to boost her uneventful sex life. Will Penelope take the madam's advice or continue her humdrum sex life?

At first, the impressionable ten- year old thought he was imagining things. A flash of light. A brush of warm air across his chubby cheeks. The faint sound of something rushing across his room. As he prepares for the worse, a hornless unicorn by the name of Flash appears, urging Jeremy to help him retrieve his missing horn on the ominous Planet Org. "Me? Why would you want me? I'm just a kid." Jeremy argues. "You have incredible, latent magical powers," the unicorn tells him. After much persuasion, Jeremy reluctantly consents, not realizing the enormous danger that lies ahead, as he...