"WOW I wish I could dream up a story this good "-J.J. Sedelmaier, Animator (Beavis & Butthead, SNL's Ambiguously Gay Duo)
"A wonderfully clever tale, well-told."-Jerry Cleaver, Author of Immediate Fiction.
"The power of my fables is legendary-if I may be permitted to say so. They have reformed the criminal, healed the sick, and righted the mentally unbalanced. Why, just last year did I not bring the implacable Blackhouse Ripper to tears of repentance on the eve of his execution, so that he begged to be led to the gallows forthwith? I have fables for every occasion, and this is no...