Jon August is dead. If that weren't bad enough, the place he lands in the afterlife is one where souls prefer vodka, not beer. That's a problem because Jon is a beer lover. Not just any beer, either. Good beer. Great beer. Because he knows that mankind's civilization owes everything to beer. It's the actual Holy Water. Jon meets and falls under the spell of a mysterious goddess who helps him find his way back to the land of the living. Under the Bridge of Eternity, through the Sands of Time -- to emerge not as a ghost, but a living mortal, one who can die again. His mere presence upsets the...

A gang who steals sexbots and pimps them out for beer and pizza money inadvertently abscond with the ultimate stealth bomb. A dead woman finds herself in a race against time to save her new young body from being stolen by her murderous husband -- who wants to turn it into his mindless slave. A normal Joe's life is turned upside down when a angel's halo mysteriously appears above his head. These are among 29 wonderfully weird and thought provoking stories included in God, Time, Perception, and Sexy Androids. You also get to meet an assassin obsessed with the afterlife, the time-kidnapped...