"Qona The Cimelian" is an erotic parody of Robert E. Howard's brilliantly imagined Hyborian Age in general, plus of elements of Robert Jordan's excellent "Conan The Invincible" - my Qona, however, being a female - though other fantasy tomes and genres are also poked at.Having just conquered both Hyperbolia and the volatile Queen Vanitar the Crude, Empress Qona's Horde next successfully annexes Paramora with little resistance. Setting up base in the capital, Shagbizar the Crooked, Qona is angered when her favourite houri and other beauties of The House of Joyful Lust are saucerously whisked...

"Novella Trek" is both a very funny "Star Trek" parody and Zai Jaz "sigh-phi" adventure with some erotic chapters and sequences. As Zai Jaz (or mysterious other?) commences writing a novella, a pan-dimensional entity (cryptically known as the Pan-Dimensional Entity) possesses his (or another's?) future omniputer, and with naughty intent sends the BRA Starship "Compromise" ACDC-1071 through a spatial anomaly and imprisons it and the crew in the book. Captain James 'Jimmy the Quirk' Quirk and A-list officers thus have to find a way out, and as the fabled 23rd Century Terranian hero himself says...