"Shit There's an About Me section? What is this, Myspace? Well, I'm a year late, but I may as well put something here. This page is basically just about my personal life, so nothing important at all. It's both a list of excuses for me being the person that I am and reasons why my girlfriend makes me wear condoms. Maybe once you're caught up-to-date with the blog, you'll understand why my parents are embarrassed to leave the house with me, or why I can't keep my Followers in the double digits longer than a week. I started this blog shortly after deciding not to attend college, and finding...