"Thor is not dead," Wodin, King of the Asgardian Gods, proclaimed to the Royal Court. "How can you be sure?" insisted Sif, Goddess of War and Thor's wife. "If he were dead, I would sense the need to appoint a new God of the Storms," Wodin grimly continued. "Thor is alive, but he's been abducted by humans." "We must rescue him," Sif roared. "Give me command of the armies, Sire and I will rid the Earth of all humans." "And...rescue Thor," Wodin prompted. "What? Oh, yeah, that too," Sif shrugged. Wodin stared at Sif for several seconds. I knew what he was thinking. He wanted Thor returned and he...