This is where I convince you to read my book. Let's see, let's see...well, first off, it smells great. I've added several scratch n' sniff passages, which I feel really add to the experience. Also, it will make you smell great. In fact, it will make you taller, more confident, and generally more likable. It's like beer for your eyeballs. Okay, maybe all of that is only partly true. What this book is really about is my love life as a young nerd in the 90's. It's a collection of stories about my triumphs and failures while trying to answer the question posed by the great philosopher Haddaway...