In this short collection of stories, meet the following characters. Bipolar Marley and Scrooge the stripper, rehearsing A Christmas Carol. A mother with the chilling gift of telepathy. A Michael Jackson impersonator crooning "Beat It" in Las Vegas. Zoe the talking cat. A mutant plastic surgeon. A chagrined art instructor. June Cleaver. Code Pink Harpies. A pig crush. And finally, come face to face with a bull in the kitchen.