In the galaxy of Stratus Cloud, commerce and advertising rule every aspect of life-up to and including Intergalactic Protection, the galaxy's foremost source of military might and occasional law enforcement. Military uniforms and weaponry all bow to the whims of corporate sponsors. For five days only Fifty percent off space cruisers Buy two and get a free blaster for the kiddies

But beneath this money-grubbing surface lurks another faction equally obsessed with profit. Only infighting prevents these underworld criminal organizations from controlling the galaxy. It's a delicate...

When Power Plant and Franchise's starship crash-lands on the Bad Guys' new home turf, a simple mission goes from routine observe-and-report duty to straight-up survival. And their pilot, a robot with a vocal processor built from car alarms, doesn't make hiding any easier whenever it decides to speak its mind at 120 decibels.

Can Power Plant and Franchise outwit Master Asinine's hunting party long enough for Legion and Burnout to mount a rescue operation? Or will the hunting party execute them before Power Plant runs out of stuff to break? Did Power Plant even brush his teeth before...

Master Asinine has a new scheme up his pants: take control of the Good Guys' space station by usurping its controlling software, the haunt control. His method of attack? The word-jumbling Scapegoat and the buffet-bingeing Multipurpose.

When Scapegoat and Multipurpose install Asinine's new Haunt-Control Control, it wreaks havoc: public-access lyrics to the tune of disco beats. Oh, and attempted murder. Now Good Guys Ace Spandex and Smithereens must find a way to shut it down.

To boot, the captive Schizophrenic escapes Good Guy lockup. All this while Legion needs to impress...