Hemophobula is an underdog vampire who can't get things right no matter how hard he tries....but he keeps on trying. Hemophobula is the opposite of everything a blood chugalugging vampire is supposed to be. He is a squirt, a pee-wee, a teeny weeny boy with bucktoothed fangs. He constantly trips over his extra-extra-small black cape and sounds like a stuttering chipmunk on helium when he speaks...a far cry from being scary and cool like his undead celebrity idol, Dracula. But, short legs, a squeaky voice and big teeth are the least of Hemophobula's problems. You see, Hemophobula had arisen...

Traditional nursery rhymes with an electronic byte.

My name is "El Feo" which in Spanish means, "The Ugly One." But I am beautiful, inside and out. I am a Northern Cardinal and despite being bald with a few sporadic feathers sticking up in different places on my head and a malocclusion beak, I am irresistible to almost everyone I meet. When I was a baby, I flew into Mr. Jim's backyard and eventually his heart, too. Over the years Mr. Jim has documented my life in pictures and kept a close eye on me. He spoils me rotten with my favorite food, Safflower seeds. This is my story. It is one of a special friendship, the overcoming of incredible odds...

Like you, Eggbert the Egg has many different moods. Which mood are YOU in today? Happy? Sad? Angry? Confused? Mischievous? Strong? Loved? Scared? Tired?