Let me tell you a story about African monsters, sniper rifles and lions. Let me tell you about the time I left the Marines to go fight poachers in Tanzania, and got more than I bargained for. It could've been an easy mission. Train the park rangers in Force Recon tactics, show them how to use a UAV, and maybe see an elephant or two along the way. What I didn't bargain for was a serial killer who seemed to have it in for poachers, and started dumping the bodies of some seriously mutilated guys all over my park. Let me tell you about the time I was almost convicted for the slaughter of over a...