They say everyone has a book inside them; well Rick Bateman has a whole library bursting to get out. Told in amusing style, through letters, emails and diary entries, Rick quits his lucrative sales job to devote his daylight hours to writing The Great Novel. Literally bursting with ideas, he then begins penning his masterpieces of fiction on his new and expensively purchased laptop, optimistic of success. But as the weeks go by and the rejection letters start flooding in, Rick's bruised ego elicits increasingly vehement rants on everything from the publishing industry to reality TV stars....

Eat my shorts is an award winning collection of short fiction. Tales of horror, terror, mystery, suspense, romance and pure comedy await you dear reader. Vampires, Big Game Hunters, Intergalactic smugglers, Escaped murderers, Village Idiots and curious children are waiting to meet you. So why stand outside, hungry in the cold? Why not step inside my world of amazing fiction, and eat my shorts?

When your girlfriend dumps and humiliates you in public you can go one of two ways. Take a swan dive from a tall building or grab your two best friends and head for America and tear up the western states. Mix it with dangerous Vegas heavies psycho desert cops and weird and dangerous la deadbeats. Gain some perspective and grow wiser and stronger for the experience. Where its at is just such a tale so why not join Rick Noonan and his friends for a truly weird adventure. Buy the ticket take the ride.