Things have never been worse for the "boy face"-the unfortunate souls unable to grow adequate facial hair. Facial hair has long been associated with wisdom, virility, and above all, manliness. A full beard is one of the clearest indications of healthy testosterone levels in the body; which is wired into men's and women's brains as being a highly desirable trait. If that isn't bad enough, every November has become an annual reminder of the boy face's ineptitude. "Movember"-the annual event where men grow moustaches to raise money for men's health issues-has grown from local fundraiser to...