Who is Brandon Alvarado? He's like Mark Twain, just without the moustache. He could be the love child of David Sedaris and Sylvia Plath (if only Sedaris wasn't gay and Plath wasn't dead). Please Fall in Love with Me (And Other High School Wishes) is bursting with humor and confessional candor as Alvarado ruminates about growing up gay in a homo (that is, homogeneously straight, or seemingly so) community. Alternatingly, and often simultaneously, uproarious and affecting, Alvarado's vignettes welcome you into his anxious tween and teen years as he journals in American Idol and Twilight...