"Not Quite All There" is a selection of homilies preached in the Roman Catholic parishes of St. Thomas the Apostle, Claughton, and Ss. Mary and James, Scorton, in the North West of England, over the course of a year. Although they were delivered to Roman Catholic congregations and were sometimes addressed to the particular concerns of the people in the pews, the author hopes that they may also be of interest to Christians of other traditions, and to anyone with an interest in matters of faith.