If it can be smoked, drunk, snorted, gambled, or screwed, Bobby Travis has done it. Bobby's the guy other addicts look to when they want to feel better about their pathetic lives. He spends every weekend blacking out on a potent mix of drugs and booze, either ending up in someone's bed or jail.

Not that Bobby isn't trying. He wants to be a good father to his daughter, even if her vindictive mother hates him. To better himself, he's joined AA (where he found a drinking buddy), Gamblers Anonymous (where he met his bookie), and Sex Addicts Anonymous (great place to meet women). If...