* * This book was originally titled Aladdin's Samovar * * A nice, normal, boring life-that's all Amber Polaski ever wanted. One where she's not unchaining her flaky New Age mom from endangered trees, bailing her out of jail, or getting dragged to naked pagan rituals. But when Amber finds a sexy genie in her antique brass samovar, any hope of normal goes up in smoke. It's just one tiny little wish-to find her long-lost father. What could go wrong? Plenty. Dad shows up, all right-with a computer drive full of stolen data and angry mobsters hot on his trail. Now Amber's got Fugitive Dad holed up...