Boredom plagues life in Irkutsk, Siberia during winter, unless you're this bunch of juvenile miscreants. Socially-awkward teenager, Dima Satan and his horrible boyfriend Ugly Alex go to play a concert in an abandoned warehouse for a New Year's Party. Instead of all-night party fun, Dima and Ugly encounter the perils of marauding Neo-Nazi skinheads, a self-mutilating busybody cousin, teenage lust, and Dima's rather unfortunate vampirism problem. Later in the story, the trio reluctantly team up with Ugly Alex's creepy cousin, Sasha, to search for their friend Lechy, in the aftermath of the...