The man accused of a series of murders in the 1970s is long dead, but a new spate of killings bear eerie similarities, and rumors are swirling in the town he once terrorized.

A jealous young man plots to kill his grandfather's dachshund. A pair of conjoined twins have differing opinions on whether or not to separate. A hypochondriac writer is faced with the decision of either finishing his magnum opus or going to the hospital to treat a spider bite. A young man suffering through a mental breakdown takes refuge with the blue whale in his bathtub. Too Weird is a collection of seven short, darkly humorous stories by the author, Christamar Varicella.

There Are Sneetches In My Breeches combines silly humor and cutting satire to parody books and authors. Think of the Onion or Weird Al Yankovic, but instead of spoofing the news or popular music, this book takes on the world of literature and mainstream fiction. Under the guise of three quirky readers--Al Butterman, Sally Putterman, and Purvis McGrew--the real author, Christamar Varicella, sends amusing fan letters to popular authors and issues reviews of books that may not exist, but it sure would be funny if they did. Sally Putterman, for example, writes an open letter to Twilight author...