Only the merest facade of normalcy cloaks the town of Smithville. Underneath lies a cauldron of grisly characters and grim possibilities, especially for the children of the Mark family who just moved to town. Talon, the clever 5th grader, is deeply embroiled in a plot to uncover the secret of the nefarious fifth grade teacher bent on his destruction. Join him and his unusual, yet oddly familiar batch of new friends as they deal with the infamous Mr. Eet."

It is so exciting to move to a new town and begin class at a new school. If it wasn't for that pesky fifth grade teacher trying to dispatch the students, this town would be really awesome There are so many things a fifth grader has to do when moving to a new house and starting a new school. You have to meet new friends, get all your school supplies... and avoid the fifth grade teacher who wants to put you in an iron maiden. Only the merest facade of normalcy cloaks the town of Smithville. Underneath lies a cauldron of grisly characters and grim possibilities, especially for the children of...

Jason writes a companion book to his first title written for his son; "How Many Times Do I Have To Tell You?" - only this time it is to his high-school graduating daughter. He shares his thoughts on her senior year, and adds words of wisdom focused on a dad's advice to his baby girls as she prepares to face the world as an adult.

Jason writes a companion book to his first title, written for his son; How Many Times Do I Have To Tell You, except this time, it is for his daughter Hannah as she graduates high school and prepares to embark on adulthood.