Errol, bright and witty, wants to be an astrophysicist. Juliet, hard, streetwise, and with a heart of gold wants to be a plumber. Cheryl has the highest IQ ever recorded and doesn't know what she wants-except the occasional man. One of them is destined to end the universe. All of them are about to receive a rude awakening in which they learn nothing is as it seems, not the universe, the world, or themselves. Welcome to Muffy College. Your course starts now.