Princess Barfly, Birmingham, El Paso and Ole' Yellow Shoes are some of the people and places Dave Palicheck comes across on his cross country bus trip from Miami to Seattle. After a three month party that started in St. Thomas, Dave found himself broke and on a bus for the next three thousand miles and was in for a ride. Dave is traveling with his girlfriend, Kelley Di Martini, he's been with her since they met earlier in the year at a local Seattle rock show. They have five and a half days to kill from Miami to get back home to Seattle and Dave does so by watching the scenery go by,...

Clay Elliott has everything he ever wanted, and more; a college degree, a beautiful house in Seattle, an expensive car, plenty of money in the bank and most of all, Clay has a super-sized drug habit. He spends his day following his passion, which happens to be heroin. Scoring dope becomes difficult for Clay when IRIS (the Islamic Radical Idiot Squad) terrorists execute a coordinated attack on Seattle. Three churches are under siege and the parishioners are held hostage. Clay's small world of using drugs is interrupted when a curfew is implemented in Seattle due to the terrorist's attacks....