Bianca Penhale is a celebrity author with a dark secret that must be protected at all costs. Her delightful Cornish fishing village is proud to have her, but the gossips have already started. Then her current live-in lover, Maldini the Magician, discovers her secret and steals her mnoney. This triggers Bianca's dark side. She hacks Maldini to death with an axe but Maldini the ghost magician has a few tricks up his sleeve. Maldini uses all his magical powers to torment Bianca, making her life a pit of misery. She can't eat, sleep or write her new novel without him interrupting in the foulest...