So, you think you want a pet dog? How perfectly ordinary. What's so great about dogs, anyway? They're dirty and needy and, well, just plain uninteresting. If you're looking for a pet that will really turn heads, then look no further than the stuffed duck. Now, I know you might be thinking, "Hey, I don't know the first thing about taking care of a stuffed duck." But let's be real: Do you really know the first thing about taking care of a dog, either? Besides, the fact that you probably know nothing about taking care of a stuffed duck is precisely why two very nice stuffed duck experts decided...