BOOGERS FOR BREAKFAST - DESCRIPTION Swell Old LADY (aka Queen Alexandra) is driving her two grandchildren, Sasha and Jake Powderhound, ages seven and eleven, to the movies. Sasha is picking her nose and trying to hide it. "You know, dear," says the grandma, "everybody likes to pick their nose. But where do they put the boogers?" This comment inspires a series of jokes, leading to explosive laughter. "Pop it under the table," says Sasha. "Just wipe it inside your pants," says Jake. By this time, they are laughing so hard they have to pull off the road. Now, two years later, we have the...