"I've been in the truck, fighting the traffic for about 75 minutes, and I'm now about 3 miles from the house. I've been sitting at the light, in the left turn lane for 7 or 8 minutes, watching it run through the cycle about 4 times; now I'm only 3 cars away. OK, green arrow, let's move. 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi; SON-OF-A-BITCH I'm going to have to sit through another cycle because only 2 cars made it that time. Excuse me ass crack, would you mind extracting your head from your anal cavity and getting the fuck out of the way?" "Am I the only one who's on the verge of a...