Stealing Lincoln is a one-act historical-based spoof of the attempted kidnapping of Former President Abraham Lincoln's dead body. Based on a true story, this is a re-enact-imagiment of what it would be like to by a fly-on-the-wall in Big Jim Kennally's counterfeit gang in their first bodysnatching heist. The gang is infiltrated by one of the first Secret Service spies, Lewis Swegel. Although the real conversations may never be known, The Cleveland Radio Players would like to think it happened something like this...

In an underground laboratory, somewhere in Arizona in the not-too-distant future, Cameron and Marie race to find a cure for a super-flu that's already killed most of the world. Will they get the serum to the President in time? Or will they all perish? Tune in to find out. A one-act radio play, Phoenix is a scientific thriller.

When Everett stops his car alongside the road to pay his respects to a dearly departed loved one, he encounters a gentleman that seems otherworldly. A conversation ensues that makes Everett question everything he thinks he knows is real, when the roadside man seems to know and see all. Is this strange man really Death incarnate, or is he something else? ... Tune in to find out.

When it comes to pirate ships, you might have heard about the HMS Bounty, or the Flying Dutchman, or even the Black Pearl, but have you heard tale of the Jolly Frogger? Well, there's probably a good reason for that, considering one of the most ridiculous mutinies took place aboard that ship. That's right, Captain Gray Beard's days as Captain are numbered as his crew refuses to take orders from their new first mate, The Dreaded Pirate Silk-Pants, due to his new dancing and singing routines. All heck breaks loose when the once-fearsome crew finds out their new work orders require them to fish...

When Mike's friends, Gregg and Mathias, get bored, bad things happen. Especially with a teleporting time travelling portable toilet at their disposal. Listen to this found-footage-style radio play as Orator, the sophisticated artificially intelligent robot dictates the long-lost archives of the world's first team of Teleporterz. In this pilot episode, the Teleporterz travel back to ancient Rome in the year 80 A.D. Things take a turn for the worst when Rufus, the Roman guard, has to lock them in a dungeon for blasphemy. Will they escape Rome with their heads attached? ... Tune in to find out.