Merry June Pigg is celebrating her seventieth birthday by ditching her sensible shoes, changing her name-and running away from home. Since she retired from teaching, Merry June has dreamed of being a contestant on a popular television game show. Her audition video has been accepted and she's ready to embark on the journey of her life. Certain her husband of fifty years wouldn't understand, she leaves him a note and a freezer full of home cooked meals and sets off. Her cross-country journey is jinxed from the start. Ready to turn back, Merry June meets a young prostitute who convinces her that...